HUMOR 

These are some of the things I have had people say to me in my tattoo shop.......

  "Ya'll got Tacos??   Didn't that sign out front say tacos??"

  "Do tattoos hurt?"  {DUh!!}

  "Can you do one on me and I'll advertise for you!"  {I'm sure you will}

  "Can I get a refund?"  {Oh yeh....}

  "Can they be removed??"  {Maybe you shouldn't get a tattoo....}

  "But I gotta get his name on me, he's my SOO-ullll  Mate"

   Three months later:"Can you cover this name???Please!!!"

A most distinguished lady
Walks into a tattoo parlour, and sits down.
The owner is amazed to see such a woman
In his seedy shop, in this seedy town
Immediately he goes over to the woman
To find out why.
To his shock, (and utter delight), she lifts up her dress,
And points to her right inner thigh.
.Very high up.... "Right here," she says
"I want a turkey with the word 'Thanksgiving' See?”
Then she points to her left inner thigh
“Here I want a decorated Christmas tree,
And I want the words 'Christmas Day'“.
The tattoo artist, still staring at the woman’s thigh
Said "Lady it's none of my business,
But I just gotta ask why?”
"Well," replies the lady "
I’m sick of hearing my husband say
There’s never anything good to eat
Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Day"